How many do YOU have?

College boy: Try plugging it into the other hole.
Trig. Prof: The other hole?
College boy: Do you have two holes at the top?
Trig. Prof: No, well, I do, just this one and this big one...

Missing the point

College girl #1: What about fish?
College girl #2: No, she won't eat anything with eyes.
College girl #1: Well, you cut the head off and then it doesn't have eyes anymore.

On a totally different topic, has anyone seen my new puppy recently?

Trig. Prof: Did anyone come by my office yesterday?
Class is silent
Trig. Prof: Good, my office stinks. I think an animal died in there...

...and he's only four years old!

Lit Teacher: He's Batman! He's Jesus!

That's funny, I thought food was...

Physical Stress Managment Prof: Massage is food for the body.

We just want to get totally wasted.

Physical Stress Management Prof: ...and you should always drink a water in between every beer.
Student: But that sobers you up.
Physical Stress Management Prof: What?
Student: That sobers you up. That's not exactly what we're going for.

this guy knows college students...

Physical Stress Management Prof: So you mix the alcohol and water together and freeze it and it'll get like an alcohol slushy...rubing alcohol.
Class: Oh.

those who live in glass houses...

Overheard in Spanish 3

Spanish 3 Prof: What's the difference between a stone and a rock, English speakers?
Student #1: A stone is smooth and near water-
Student #2: No, a rock is big, like, you can't pick it up-
Prof: Well, we stone people to death, we don't rock them to death.
Cute girl student: It's happened before.

the conversation that started it all...

This was the conversation that I heard that made me realize that this blog was necessary.

Da Anza Guy #1: Yeah, I thought she was really pretty but it turned out to just be make up.
De Anza Guy #2: What do you mean?
De Anza Guy #1: I went over to her house one time and there was a picture of her with no make up on and I thought "daaaayum! who's that ugly-ass bitch?!?" and it was her!

About this Blog

For those who are fans of sites such as overheardeverywhere.com, overheardinnewyork.com, etc. I decided to start this blog. I go to school at De Anza Community College in Cupertino, CA. Even though this is only my second quarter there, I have overheard some priceless one liners and conversations and I feel the need to share them with the world. And of course, I can only eavsdrop in so many places at once, so please e-mail your wierd/funny/inspiring/interesting/hilarious quotes to overheardatdeanza@gmail.com with your name (if you want credit for your quote) and the location that you heard it. If you contribute regularly, I'll make you an author so you don't have to send an e-mail. Note that this blog includes the De Anza campus as well as the Oaks Shopping Center accross the street since I've overheard awesome stuff there and don't want to leave it out. I look forward to hearing from you all soon!